Tim Burton: Johnny come over here. I need to bounce a really fresh idea off you. I have been kicking this around for a little while. You know I really hate to call on you to help me draw goths to my inventive and constantly evolving filmography, but would you please hear me out?
Johnny Depp: lol Oh come on Timmy. You know how much I hate my stardom and having teenage goths line my pockets every single time I wear make-up. That is why I left Hollywood. I only want to do scripts that are totally original and allow me to express myself as a true artist. I will help you out old friend. Anything for you.
Tim Burton: Okay, but this is so new and invigorating I am going to need you to sit down to hear me out.
Johnny Depp: I am all ears, pal.
Tim Burton: Okay, I was being totally artistic and sitting around doing doodles and other artistic things, when it dawned on me... "The Addams Family."
Johnny Depp: That is crazy. It has to be five...maybe TEN whole years since that franchise has been dragged through the mud. Go on...
Tim Burton: I was thinking of using a revolutionary film making technique that will really set it apart from anything that anyone has seen. I don't really care for all merchandising that will ensue because it hurts my artistic integrity, but the studios really love it, so they will keep off my back and I can truly express myself. I am thinking, stop animation!
Johnny Depp: That is incredible. How do you come up with this? Do you have a style you were looking to achieve?
Tim Burton: I have been working on a few new ideas that people will, want to pay money to put images on thier chain wallets...errrr, I mean...purchase figurines of, no that isn't it... see on the big screen! Yeah. Will you tell me what you think of my concept art?...
and...
maybe some set pieces like...
Tim Burton: So what do you think?
Johnny Depp: It is wonderful. Your originality is magnificent. So I presume you want me to lend vocal talent to this guaranteed cash-cow. Sorry...masterpiece. I will play Gomez. I suppose you are going to scour the globe holding casting calls to find the most talented female voice actresses in the world to find my leading lady, Morticia. Right?
Tim Burton: Way ahead of you my good man.
Johnny Depp: We are really getting somewhere. I guess all we need is the score. If only there was some kind of composer out there who excels in sweeping crescendos and all kinds of dark ambient mood music, with lots of "deedle, deedle, deedle"... Where will you turn Tim?
Danny Elfman: Hey guys. What's going on in here?!
Johnny Depp: LETS MAKE SOME ART!!!
